ahhh, Adam Radwanski has possibly made my day:

• As I’ve made clear many times before, it’s always best to defer to the wisdom of Noel Gallagher. So honestly, wouldn’t this have made the best possible entrance music for Paul Martin last night? (Next question: If he’d kept the receipts for the friends he bought, could demand a refund after they didn’t bother showing up at his darkest hour last night?)