Win a game already. Wait, even better, try scoring a goal. To win, you need to score a goal. Maybe I’ll convert to watching curling.

UPDATE: Ron MacLean has just made my favourite comment so far: “Grapes really thew them off with all the talk of running up the score.”
Yep, I guess we don’t need to worry about the men’s team running up the score. We need to be concerned with them getting a score.