If the tabloid says it, it MUST be true!

I was shopping today, and as I was standing in the check-out I was reading the covers of the magazines, as you do. Apparently, 10 new commandments have been found, and they will change your life! Or so says the Weekly World News (America’s most trusted newspaper, which in itself is worrisome).
So that got me thinking, where did they find them? I mean, its not like Moses came back down to Sinai and there were a couple more rock slabs waiting for him… And what the heck would you add to the other 10…? “Thou shalt not eat all the chocolate chip cookies – leave some for me.”
In related news, Nova Scotia blew up October 31 because was sitting on a bed of fissionable uranium. What the…?!?

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