WHAT?!?!?

I haven’t had a TV for the last 2 and a half weeks. However, I’ve been following some shows on the Internet (junkie that I am), the most important one being ANTM. Next week I will have a TV, however imagine my surprise this evening when I go to find out who the final two are and end up learning that they eliminated Jade (finally) in the first half of the show and then crowned Danielle as the next top model at the end. Boo. I was all excited to actually get to watch the final next week. And now I can’t. Well, I can because it runs again next week, but still. What is the fun of watching it now that I’ve seen the photos and know who wins?

Blobs

After some serious consultation and rigerous scientific testing, I’ve come to the conclusion that we should change the name of blogs to “blobs”. It has a much nicer ring to it: “blobblobblob…” All those on board, please say “aye” and then let me know below…
(this one’s for you Frances!)

If the tabloid says it, it MUST be true!

I was shopping today, and as I was standing in the check-out I was reading the covers of the magazines, as you do. Apparently, 10 new commandments have been found, and they will change your life! Or so says the Weekly World News (America’s most trusted newspaper, which in itself is worrisome).
So that got me thinking, where did they find them? I mean, its not like Moses came back down to Sinai and there were a couple more rock slabs waiting for him… And what the heck would you add to the other 10…? “Thou shalt not eat all the chocolate chip cookies – leave some for me.”
In related news, Nova Scotia blew up October 31 because was sitting on a bed of fissionable uranium. What the…?!?